The Ranch

THE RANCH = PHONE THIEVES. They steal everything in your zipped purses, passports, car keys, house keys, your IDs, all your credit cards then they take it to Sam's Club in Katy Texas, max them out, ship your phone out to Houston then Miami then Shezeng and they take out your phone's SIM or extract your eSIM and send you violent text messages and disturbing threats and images and try to FaceTime you over and over again and text you relentlessly. Then the phone ends up at Shezeng China and the factory workers at that exact building started looking me up on LinkedIn. Violating experience, the bartenders and staff are in on it. Do NOT go to West 6th. Worst establishment ever.

Great atmosphere. Killer music on Saturday night. Was in town for the weekend and went here for the Ryan Meetup unofficial after party. DJ even gave all the Ryan's a shout out.

Like all the other reviews, me and my friend also got our phones stolen from our purses here

I was enjoying a nice evening at The Ranch and their security threw us out for no reason. They claimed my friend vomited multiple times, both inside the bar and over the railing down onto the sidewalk below us onto some college girls who were trying to get into the bar. Yes my friend ate a large meal earlier and yes he did vomit many times but they cannot prove that he was the one heaving chunks over the railing like wet soggy hand grenades. They claimed they have footage of him on the security camera but I think they were just jealous of his thick, luscious pubic mat. Anyway not going back the whole place smelled like vomit and 10-oz ribeye steak/carrot.

Just want to give a big shout out to the bartender with the flower tattoo on her left chest for being so rude. I literally asked her how she was doing and she rolled her eyes at me and said what do you want. And then when I rolled my eyes and tried to order, she literally said I won't serve you and took two other persons. Sorry i matched ur energy lol. Pls check your cameras if you need proof. This is literally why yall have bad ratings smh.

Everyone and their mom has had their phone stolen here

Got my phone and wallet stolen here this friday out of my own purse, i traced it to houston best buy. The workers here and bouncers assist and are compliant with thiefs and laugh and say it happens here daily. people get their car keys, passports, id, cards and everything stolen. then they take our cards and use it at Shell and coconut club and drive out. They operate out of Houston and Katy Texas. Update The Stolen Phone is at 7415 SW 152nd Ave, Miami, FL 33193