You could stand naked in the front door of this dump for an hour. Nobody cares. Busy servers repeatedly look at you just standing there. They say nothing at all as they go serve someone else. Anyone else. There is no sign that says please be seated or the hostess will seat you. Nothing. Busy bartenders constantly look at you standing there and then they look back down at the drink without uttering a single syllable. The food is much worse than the service is and it is very, very slow. Nobody bothered to explain their dirty and tattered paper menu cards either. The floor is slippery and greasy. If you made the mistake of parking in their tiny, little, itsy-bitsy, fake parking lot then you will need a can opener to extricate yourself from your car in that lot. Save that can opener! You will need it to get your car back out of that space too. You’d be better off taking the bus - somewhere else - than parking here. Good food, good service and accessible parking are available almost everywhere in Denver. You don’t need this slow, overpriced place and this hassle. Try someplace else.