The Long Hall Pub & Grocery

My friend asked for 5 Irish car bombs and the bartender said "I'm not gonna make these all night" Isn't a bartender supposed to make drinks? I thought this was an Irish pub. Also your pub is smaller than a dumpster.

Quality Irish pub. Pint was 9€. Nearly as cheap as Temple Bar

It was shockingly not good. I'd previously heard decent things about the pub. Boy, was I in for a surprise. Originally, I was ordering fish and chips. Unfortunately, they were randomly out of it (on a week day, too) Let's start from the beginning. Walking in, the first thing I noticed was that there was no accessibility button, nor anyone to open the door. (Huge red flag) There were about 15- 30 tables total (it's semi split into "2 rooms") , but there were only about 6 tables of people (including my brother and I). I would say, maybe 12 people total. I thought that was going to be a great thing...it wasn't. There was only 1 table with a booth... the rest were high-top bar chairs. Again, where is the accessibility?! There was supposed to be live music (per their advertising outside and inside), but there wasn't. I'd asked if they could put on France's match, but the staffer (not sure what their role was) that I asked seemed quite confused, then disappeared after we asked for beers. Another person (waitress) came a good while later and asked about our bevs. We assumed the keg might've been tapped or something because it was taking quite a while. We never received water. We ended up ordering the shepherds pie and a medium burger and fries. The burger was so over cooked, I swear the cow was back for revenge. The shepherds pie was very tasteless, which is tragic for such a simple and well-known dish. But the fries....it was like Jesus himself planted, cut and cooked them . I know that seems obscene, but they really were perfect. The noise level wasn't bad... but then again, was only like 6 tables in the whole place. I can't get over the extreme lack of accessibility. And that the only booth is right in front of the restroom. Unfortunately, it was being held for a small group (semi understandably as they were there first ) While sitting and trying to eat, a guy walked up and started grabbing things. Not clearing the table ( after all, we were actively eating), but just grabbing. He'd had parts of my utensils and my napkin in his hands before I could say, "No ,thank you. We're still eating. " I now needed new utensils as his hands were all over my fork. I could have dealt with it, had it not been the whole mouth of the fork. The guy seemed very stressed, so I just didn't worry about it. Besides, we'd had enough. We couldn't finish our meal and had been waiting almost 45 mins before anyone else returned so we could ask for the check (which took another 24 mins). We assumed the computer must've been broken, but when I leaned to signal one of the waitresses, they were just standing there chatting. Again, I assumed "there must be something happening." Fed up and seeing the sheer pain I was in from the chairs, my brother asked again for the check; this time a bit firmly, which earned us the evil looks as we left. We paid for our meals and headed out of the door. While thinking to myself, "Well, it could have been worse. At least we know now. Maybe they're having an off day. We will have to try again another time when they're better organized, and their accessibility meets the bare minimum. "....the waitress chased after us yelling,"Guys!". She'd asked if there was something wrong with the food because of the tip. Seeing the shocked look on my brother's face and hearing the stern tone in his voice when he responded, "yea, the service. We should have been out of here an hour ago, "I intervened and listed a few of the issues we'd experienced. There wasn't an explanation or apology. She simply scoffed and walked back inside. Unfortunately, her audacity to chase after a customer after such mediocre service was the final nail in the casket. The tasteless and dry food (except for the fries), The lack of accessibility and The lack of professionalism of the staff is all the reasons why this pub is on my "not worth it" Wheelchair accessibility: Not accessible. No one opened the door, and there wasn't a button. Only 1 booth right in front of the restrooms, and it had some people already there. The rest of the chairs are pretty high, as the table is quite high.

Friendly, helpful staff and enjoyable pub for a few drinks. Guinness was not great by any means which was disappointing but still plenty of other options.