Stoney's Uptown Joint Menu

Wheat Toast topped with Avocado-Pesto Smash, Fried Egg & Pickled Red Onions. Served with a side of Dressed Greens

Two Buttermilk Biscuits smothered in House Made Sausage Gravy and topped with Nashville Hot Chicken and Candied Bacon

Bacon, Scrambled Eggs, Seasoned Potatoes & Colby Jack Cheese wrapped in a Flour Tortilla, Smothered in Green Chili & Queso & topped with Pico and a Fried Jalapeno

Choice of Bacon or Sausage, Fried Egg & American Cheese on a Croissant served with a side of Seasoned Potatoes

Seasoned Potatoes, Scrambled Eggs, Melted Colby Jack, Sausage Gravy, Bacon

Seasoned Potatoes, Scrambled Eggs, Green Peppers, Onions, Mushrooms, Queso

House-made black bean patty, Colby Jack, chipotle aioli, lettuce, onion & tomato on a bun served with shoestring fries with your choice of a 16oz Coors Light, Well Cocktail or N/A Bev. Available M-F until 3pm.

Flour tortilla, ground beef, lettuce, cheese and pico.

Flour tortilla, shredded chicken, lettuce, cheese and pico.

White corn tortilla, melted mozzarella, veggie mix, tomatillo avocado salsa, and pickled onion,

White corn tortilla, breaded shrimp, corn relish, tomatillo avocado salsa, pickled onion.

Flour tortilla, steak, grilled red peppers and onion, cojita cheese and choice of ghost aioli or chimichurri.

Corn tortilla, al pastor, fresh pineapple, red onion, cilantro

Two of our beef tacos on a crunchy corn tortilla

White corn tortilla, plant-based chorizo, lettuce, cheese, pico and tomatillo avocado salsa.

Half order of our nachos - tortilla chips, queso, green chili, olives, pico de gallo, jalapenos and sour cream.Choice of chicken or beef.

8 fried mozzarella sticks served with a side of marinara.

A Stoney's favorite! Hatch Green Chili Mac N' Cheese wrapped in a crisp wonton and served with a side of ranch

Salted pretzel pieces served with queso and whole grain mustard

Chicken tenders served with waffle fries and your choice of dipping sauce

Tortilla chips served with salsa, guacamole & queso

Mini corn dogs served with ketchup and mustard

Feta dip, toasted pita bread, cucumber, and carrots

Waffle fries, smothered in queso, topped with bacon, green onion & sour cream

10 boneless wings tossed in choice of sauce and choice of dipping sauce. Celery & carrots upon request

Hand-breaded cauliflower wings, tossed in choice of sauce and choice of dipping sauce. Celery & carrots upon request

10 Impossible plant-based nuggets, choice of dipping sauce. Celery & carrots upon request

Smash patty, bacon & American cheese topped with fries and Stoney's Sauce on a potato bun. Served with shoestring fries

2 smash patties, American cheese, Stoney's 1000 Island dressing, lettuce, tomato, white onion, potato bun. Served with shoestring fries

House-made black bean patty, Colby Jack, chipotle aioli, lettuce, onion & tomato on a brioche bun. Served with shoestring fries

Smash patty, pesto-marinated fresh mozzarella, truffle aioli, spring mix, tomato, onion, potato bun. Served with shoestring fries

Smash patty, pepper jack cheese, grilled onion and jalapeno, ghost pepper aioli, potato bun, topped with a fried jalapeno. Served with shoestring fries

Smash patty, sauteed mushroom, sweet soy marinade, Swiss cheese on a potato bun. Served with shoestring fries

Spicy fried chicken breast tossed in Nashville Hot, pickles, served on a brioche bun, topped with a fried jalapeno. Served with shoestring fries

Choice of chicken or beef with mushrooms, onions, peppers, and white American cheese on an Amoroso roll. Served with shoestring fries

Sliced turkey, pesto, bacon, Swiss cheese, spring mix, tomato, onion, and avocado on toasted bread. Served with shoestring fries

Fried chicken breast, bacon, Colby Jack cheese, honey mustard, lettuce, tomato on a brioche bun. Served with shoestring fries

A colby jack, cheddar, mozzarella, and provolone cheese mix on toasted bread. Served with shoestring fries

Toasted garlic butter bread, mozzarella and provolone, tomato and basil with marinara for dipping

Impossible meat crumbles, onion, mushroom and bell peppers, topped with Swiss American cheese, nestled in an amoroso roll. Served with shoestring fries

Meati Mushroom Root Chicken, lettuce, tomato, onion, and Stoney's Sauce on a potato bun. Served with shoestring fries

Foot-long hot dog on Hawaiian rolls, served with onions and relish. Served with shoestring fries

Choice of crispy chicken or chicken breast, romaine lettuce, red onion, heirloom cherry tomatoes, cucumbers, Parmesan, croutons, and Caesar dressing

Romaine lettuce, Parmesan cheese, croutons, and Caesar dressing

Spring mix, red onion, heirloom cherry tomatoes, cucumbers, feta cheese, croutons, and a choice of dressing

Spring mix, red onion, heirloom cherry tomatoes, cucumbers, feta cheese, croutons, with a choice of dressing

Romaine lettuce, bleu cheese crumbles, bacon bits, grilled chicken, heirloom cherry tomatoes, hardboiled egg, avocado and choice of dressing

Topped with pico & shredded cheese

Topped with pico & shredded cheese

Creamy tomato base with white beans, tortellini & Italian sausage

Creamy tomato base with white beans, tortellini & Italian sausage

Crispy and deliciously seasoned

Battered to perfection.

Drizzled in a sweet and salty sticky sauce

Shoestring fries topped with Parmesan, served with a side of truffle aioli

Fried Brussels sprouts topped with bacon, cotija cheese, and chipotle aioli.

Smaller portion of our chipotle brussels

Homemade salsa and crunchy corn tortilla chips

4 Chocolate Chip Cookies

2 scoops of Vanilla Ice Cream

12 churro donut rounds served with caramel dipping sauce

5% ABV, Hard Seltzer

ABV 4.5% - Raspberry Fruit Beer - New Orleans, LA

5.4% ABV. Wheat Beer - Witbier / Blanche

4.2% ABV. Lager - American Light

5.4% ABV. Wheat Beer - Witbier / Blanche

5% ABV, Hard Seltzer

5% ABV. Lager - American

4.2% ABV. Lager - American Light

Sparkling Spin on a Classic Skinny Marg, 100% Blue Agave Tequila, Mexican Mineral Water, Real Lime &Orange -- 8% abv, 5g carbs, 0 sugar

6.2% ABV. IPA - American

5% ABV. Lager - American

100% Blue Agave Tequila, Mexican Mineral Water, Real Grapefruit, Dash of Salt -- 8% abv, 5g carbs, 0 sugars

4.2% ABV. Lager - American Light

6.5% ABV, Pale Ale - American

4.2% ABV. Lager - American Light

4.2% ABV. Lager - American Light

100% Blue Agave Tequila, Mexican Mineral Water, Lime, Dash of Salt -- 8% abv, 1g carbs, 0 sugar

4.2% ABV. Lager - Mexican

5% ABV. Lager - American

4.8% ABV. Kolsch

4.5% ABV, Hard Seltzer

4.2% ABV. Stout - Irish Dry

4.6% ABV. Lager - Mexican

4.2% ABV. Lager - Mexican

4.5% ABV, Hard Seltzer

7.5% ABV. IPA - New England / Hazy

4% ABV. Lager - Mexican

4.2% ABV. Stout - Irish Dry

5% ABV, Flavored Malt Beverage

4.6% ABV. Lager - Mexican

5.2% ABV. Blonde / Golden Ale - American

7% ABV, Flavored Malt Beverage

5.2% ABV. Blonde / Golden Ale - American

4.5% ABV. Lager - Mexican

7.5% ABV. IPA - New England / Hazy

7% ABV, Flavored Malt Beverage

4.4% ABV. Lager - American Light

7% ABV, Flavored Malt Beverage

4.8% ABV. Kolsch

ABV, 4.8% Pilsner - German. 16oz

6.5% ABV. Pale Ale - American

7% ABV, Flavored Malt Beverage

5% ABV. Hard Seltzer

7% ABV. IPA - Fruited

7% ABV, Flavored Malt Beverage

9.1% ABV. Cider - Other Fruit

5.2% ABV. Cider - Sweet

4.5% ABV. Lager - Mexican

5.1% ABV. Fruit Beer / Mild Sour

4.5% ABV, Lager - American Light

5% ABV. Sour

5.3% ABV. Wheat Beer - Witbier / Blanche

6.2% ABV. IPA - American

5.2% ABV. - Semi Sweet; Recommended by THE Sterling himself

4.8% ABV. Lager - American

6.7% ABV. IPA - New England / Hazy

6% ABV. Hard Kombucha / Jun

6.7% ABV. IPA - New England / Hazy

3.4% ABV, Pale Ale - American

Non-Alcoholic Beer - Lager

4.5% ABV, Lager - American Light

5.3% ABV. Wheat Beer - Witbier / Blanche

Non-Alcoholic Beer - IPA

5% ABV. Hard Seltzer

5.3% ABV. Red Ale - American Amber / Red

0.5% ABV, Non-Alcoholic Beer

5.3% ABV. Red Ale - American Amber / Red

7% ABV, IPA - American

Non-Alcoholic Beer

7% ABV, IPA - American

25oz Mimosa (Limit 2 per person) - Available During Brunch

Herradura Silver, grapefruit, champagne, lime juice

Maker's Mark, Antica Formula, bitters, cherry, rocks

Bacardi, Red Bull Red Edition (Watermelon), lime, mint, simple syrup

Hendricks, lime juice, muddled cucumber, lemonade

Mango & Black Cherry White Claw with a shot of grapefruit vodka. 32 oz cocktail

Kraken Dark Rum, ginger beer, lime juice

Vanilla vodka, Chambord, pineapple juice

Our 25 oz. take on a Michelada

Hot chocolate spiked with Rumple Minze Peppermint Schnapps

Family Jones Earl Grey Gin, lemon juice, hot water served with a cinnamon stick & a lemon

Moscow Mule with Tin Cup, the official whiskey of the Avs

Jim Beam (official sponsor of our NBA Champions Denver Nuggets) & lemonade

Pearl Vanilla Vodka, Irish Cream, Mozart Pumpkin Liqueur, dash of cinnamon, served in a martini glass with a cinnamon sugar rim

Tito's, Triple Sec, Lime Juice, Cranberry Juice, Blood Orange Sour

Bacardi White Rum, Mint, Raspberries, Lime Juice, Simple Syrup, Soda, Splash of Lemon Lime Soda

Tanqueray, Muddled Blackberries, Lemon Juice, Simple Syrup

Casamigos Mezcal, Muddled Jalapeno, Lime Juice, Pineapple Juice, Ginger Beer

Pearl Blueberry Vodka, Muddled Cucumber, Lemon Juice, Simple Syrup, Soda

Cazadores Reposado, Triple Sec, Muddled Jalapeno, Fresh Lime Juice, Agave, Soda

Patron Silver, Family Jones Triple Sec, Lime Juice

Monte Alban Reposado, Triple Sec, Lime Juice, Blood Orange Sour, SpicyTajin Rim

Muddled Jalapeno, Sandinista Siracha Lime Spiced Tequila, Triple Sec, Lime Juice, Blood Orange Sour, Spicy Tajin Rim

New Amsterdam Grapefruit Vodka, ginger beer, lime juice

Herradura Silver Tequila, ginger beer, lime juice

Casamigos Mezcal, guava, lime juice, ginger beer

Bacardi Mango Chile, ginger beer, lime juice

Tito's, muddled cucumber, ginger beer, lime juice, lemonade, strawberry puree

New Amsterdam Vodka, jalapeno, ginger beer, lime juice

Pinot Grigio

Red or White

Red or White

Argentina / Mendoza

13.5% ABV. United States / California

9.5% ABV. United States / California

13.% ABV. New Zealand / South Island / Marlborough

13% ABV. Spain / Galicia / Rias Baixas

House-made black bean patty, Colby Jack, chipotle aioli, lettuce, onion & tomato on a bun served with shoestring fries with your choice of a 16oz Coors Light, Well Cocktail or N/A Bev. Available M-F until 3pm.

Pesto Marinated Fresh Mozzarella, Toasted Amoroso Roll, Balsamic Glaze, Fresh Basil and Heirloom Tomatoes

Hawaiian Rolls, Smash Patty, American Cheese, Pickles

Fried Zucchini Sticks served Ranch

8 Chicken Fries served with your choice of dipping sauce

25oz. 4.4% ABV. Lager - American Light

25oz. 4.5% ABV. Lager - Mexican

Cabernet

7% ABV, IPA - Other

30% ABV

7.5% ABV, IPA - New England / Hazy

8 fried mozzarella sticks served with a side of marinara.

A Stoney's favorite! Hatch Green Chili Mac N' Cheese wrapped in a crisp wonton and served with a side of ranch

Salted pretzel pieces served with queso and whole grain mustard

Choice of ground beef or shredded chicken, tortilla chips, queso, green chili, jalapenos, olives, pico & sour cream

Half order of our nachos - tortilla chips, queso, green chili, olives, pico de gallo, jalapenos and sour cream.Choice of chicken or beef.

Mini corn dogs served with ketchup and mustard

Choice of crispy chicken or chicken breast, romaine lettuce, red onion, heirloom cherry tomatoes, cucumbers, Parmesan, croutons, and Caesar dressing

Romaine lettuce, Parmesan cheese, croutons, and Caesar dressing

Spring mix, red onion, heirloom cherry tomatoes, cucumbers, feta cheese, croutons, and a choice of dressing

Spring mix, red onion, heirloom cherry tomatoes, cucumbers, feta cheese, croutons, with a choice of dressing

Topped with pico & shredded cheese

Topped with pico & shredded cheese

Crispy and deliciously seasoned

Drizzled in a sweet and salty sticky sauce

Battered to perfection.

Hand-breaded cauliflower wings, tossed in choice of sauce and choice of dipping sauce. Celery & carrots upon request

8 traditional bone-in wings tossed in choice of sauce and choice of dipping sauce. Celery & carrots upon request

10 boneless wings tossed in choice of sauce and choice of dipping sauce. Celery & carrots upon request

A colby jack, cheddar, mozzarella, and provolone cheese mix on toasted bread. Served with shoestring fries