Two tostadas on crispy corn tortilla shells with chipotle black beans, plant-based chicken, fried brussels, red onions, tomatoes, and Stella's queso. ＞＞＞ Make it vegan - sub our signature vegan queso for $1.50
$11.00
Loaded Fries (VT)
Chronic fries, buffalo poor man's wings, jalapeños, tomatoes, and Stella's queso. ＞＞＞ Make it vegan - sub our signature vegan queso for $1.50
$9.50
Stuffed Tots
Bacon & cheddar stuffed tater tots. They’re as good as they sound. Blue cheese sauce on the side.
$9.50
Vegan Chick(Pea) Wings (V)
House-made garbanzo “wings” tossed in your choice of buffalo hot, buffalo mild, golden bbq, or sweet chili sauce. Served with celery sticks & vegan ranch.
$11.50
Chronic Fries (V)
Our house fries with a secret spicy seasoning. You must try them! Add spicy queso for an additional charge. Vegan.
$7.00
Meat Head Nachos (Gs)
Tortilla chips, Cuban black beans, lettuce, onion, tomato, fresh salsa & pickled jalapeños. With spicy taco beef, shredded pepper jack cheese, spicy queso dip & cilantro-lime sour cream. gluten-sensitive.
Tortilla chips, Cuban black beans, lettuce, onion, tomato, fresh salsa & pickled jalapeños. With vegan chorizo, shredded pepper jack cheese, spicy queso dip & cilantro-lime sour cream. vegetarian. gluten-sensitive.
$12.50
Real Chicken Wings
10 wings tossed in buffalo hot, mild, Golden BBQ, or sweet chili sauce. served with celery sticks and blue cheese dressing.
$15.50
Poor Man's Wings (V)
10 pieces of breaded potato wedges tossed in Buffalo hot, mild, Golden BBQ, or sweet chili. Served with celery sticks & vegan ranch.Vegan.
$10.00
Avocado Nuggets (V)
Beer battered & served with spicy avocado vegan ranch. Vegan.
$7.00
Spicy Queso Dip (VT) (Gs)
All the goodness! Made with melted cheese and salsa. Topped with fresh jalapeños and scallions. Served with tortilla chips. vegetarian. gluten-sensitive.
$7.00
Burgers
Plain Burger
A 1/2 lb. of ground Angus beef, with lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle, and an onion ring.
$13.00
"Call It What You Want" Burger
1/2-pound black Angus burger patty with pork carnitas, cilantro slaw, avocado crema, and pineapple butter on a pretzel bun. Served with Chronic Fries.
$15.50
It's Back! Hippie Stuffed Burger (V)
House-made black bean and lentil burger with vegan 1000 island, lettuce, tomato, and an onion ring. Served on a pretzel bun. Pickles upon request. Add Violife vegan cheese or the real deal for an additional charge. Served with Chronic Fries.
$13.50
Gov't Cheese Burger
Burger stuffed with white American cheese and topped with one slice of white American cheese.
$14.00
Stella Blue Burger
Pretty simple - a burger stuffed with blue cheese and bacon then topped with blue cheese sauce. The one that made us no. 1.
$14.50
The Queso Jalapeño Burger
Take our Gov't Cheese Burger (stuffed with white American cheese and topped with one slice of white American cheese) and add house-made spicy queso cheese dip and pickled jalapeños.
$14.25
The Mr. Fables Burger
The ultimate olive burger! Black Angus burger topped with a ton of green olives, dirty martini mayo, and Swiss cheese.
$14.50
Mission Impossible Hawaii Burger (V)
Our vegan Hawaiian burger is a blackened Impossible Burger® patty, topped with a grilled pineapple ring, BBQ sauce, spinach, sautéed peppers, and onions. Served on a pretzel bun. Vegan.
$15.00
Favorites
Blackberry Bacon Jam Grilled Cheese Sandwich (VT)
Melted brie, blackberry bacon jam, and red onion, on sourdough. Served with Chronic Fries.
$13.00
Vegan Supreme (V)
Vegan chorizo, chipotle black beans, tostada shell, jalapeños, tomato, and vegan cheese. Folded up in a flour tortilla and grilled to perfection. Served with Chronic Fries.
$12.50
Angry Pig Tacos
Spicy pork carnitas, cilantro slaw, and cilantro-lime infused sour cream on corn tortillas. Served with a side of salsa, spicy queso dip, and tortilla chips.
$12.00
The Road Runner Wrap
Made with fajita-marinated chicken, sautéed onions, peppers, fresh lettuce & tomato, cilantro-sour cream & spicy queso cheese, wrapped in a sun-dried tomato & basil tortilla. Served with a side of fresh salsa & tortilla chips.
$12.50
Sweet Potato Burrito (V)
Sweet potato-rice-black bean mix, vegan ranch, lettuce, tomato & onion in a spinach wrap. Served with a side of fresh salsa and chips. Vegan.
$11.00
Salads
Green Machine Salad (VT)
Urban blend greens, fried brussels, bell peppers, shredded cheddar, red onion, and honey dijon dressing. ＞＞＞ Add plant-based breaded chicken $3
$12.50
Trail Mix Salad (VT)
Urban blend greens, toasted walnuts, sunflower seeds, dried cranberry, goat cheese, red onions, and balsamic vinaigrette. ＞＞＞ Add plant-based breaded chicken for $3
$12.50
Creature Feature
Krabby Patty (V)
Grilled Impossible Burger topped with a vegan krab cake, jalapeño aioli, fried brussels, red onion, and cilantro lime slaw. Served on a pretzel bun and Chronic Fries.
$17.00
Stella's Adult Beverages
Can Of Stella's Punch
A Stella's staple - TO GO! Pick up a can to enjoy when you're not sipping on it with us. Stella's Punch is packed with vodka, gin, rum, tequila, lemonade, guava nectar, and orange juice. 8% ABV, 12 oz can.
$8.00
4 Pack Of Stella's Punch
A Stella's staple - TO GO! Pick up a 4 pack to enjoy when you're not sipping on it with us. Stella's Punch is packed with vodka, gin, rum, tequila, lemonade, guava nectar, and orange juice. 8% ABV, 12 oz can.
