Simon's Bar & Cafe

Food is really good, but the portion of BBQ Pork I got was SHOCKINGLY small. It was $10.95 and I literally got maybe 8 quarter size pieces.

Super chill place to have some late night chinese food and a drink!

Ordered takeout here again after a while because the last time I ordered the food lacked flavor. This time after several months I decided to order again: pineapple chicken and chow mein. The chicken was rubbery either frozen or really old I’m not sure. It had only a little bit of sauce drizzled on top of it they didn’t even bother to coat it properly and spread it across the chicken. Definitely not Chinese food especially in terms of flavor. The inside of the egg rolls was just drenched in oil and for some reason they were sweet not savory. Typical midtown place. For the food being so overpriced at least have the decency to use fresh meat and prepare it properly. I gave it a second chance. Won’t be back again. Claims to be ethnic food but is typical American swill. The bartenders were kind but that’s about the only good thing about the place. It has a damp gloomy dive bar atmosphere where white folks can sit and drink and buy overpriced and below average “Chinese” food.