Sad Monkey Mercantile Menu

Six oven-baked mini corndogs served with your choice of mustard and/or ketchup.

Eight oven-baked chicken wings, buffalo style, served with ranch.

Eight oven-baked chicken wings with a hint of honey flavor, served with ranch.

Crispy oven-baked breaded jalapeños stuffed with cream cheese and served with ranch.

Assortment of meats, gourmet cheeses, crackers, olives, okra, & mustard.

Wheat berry bread stacked high with ham, turkey, bacon, tomato, lettuce, onion, choice of cheese, and mayo. Served with a bag of Ruffles chips and a pickle spear.

Texas toast, bacon, one fried egg patty w/ salt & pepper, lettuce, tomato, American cheese, & Sad Monkey Sauce. Served with a bag of Ruffles chips and a pickle spear.

French baguette, ham, turkey, salami, Colby jack, lettuce, tomato, onion, mayo, & mustard. Served with a bag of Ruffles chips and a pickle spear.

Jalapeño cheddar bread, American cheese, smoked gouda, & Colby jack. Served with a bag of Ruffles chips and a pickle spear.

12-inch pizza with pepperoni, sausage, and bacon.

12-inch pizza with a melty blend of cheeses.

12-inch pizza with goat cheese, mozzarella, zucchini, red & yellow peppers, and spinach. Topped with a balsamic glaze.

Choices include Banana Nut Bread, Iced Cinnamon Swirl, Iced Lemon, or Iced Marble