A Message to McDonald's and all others wanting to go there: Through the thick and thin I drove, Past the other restaurants I dove, Only one could quench my hunger, I knew what I wanted and its number, But it was to my surprise when I walked in, Not everything had been where it had been, Not a human in sight, non near nor far, That was until I was going to get back in my car, "Do you need to order?", The Handsome Gentleman said "Yes" I replied, but in my tracks I was stopped dead For this was something I had not heard of this early, but alas, The man had asked,"Are you paying with a card, or do you prefer cash?" Shock, betrayal, and worse of all confusion, It wasn't as simple as it seemed, I wanted to pay for fusion, Some cash here, a card here or there, It seemed as though the employee did not care. Cash I said, confused, but he could tell "1607 Debbie", another worker had to yell Averting my attention back, the young man pointed at the screen, To my horror it grew teeth and was very mean, Give me your money it seemed to say out loud, I was the only one who seemed to notice, out of the entire crowd, The man said," Do you know how to use the kiosk or do you need help?" Offended I replied,"NO! Perhaps in this rare circumcision I do, I shall yelp" Foolish child, me!? Help!? No! I have fought many battles here and fro, Regret in my voice as the small being kept away But alas, this Machine to me, could not sway. I had picked random items from left to right My bank and I did have a fight, For as the bill grew bigger, I ran into my least favorite people, I think most people can relate, My mother In-law She hath spoke of "Where's my daughter? Why can't I see her?" Nonsense of this and that, Listen dear reader, this is one reason I had wanted to yell drat Before when I saw this woman, I could ask for them to shoo her away, They would not comply, but I would still find another way, I could untie her shoes, and watch her fall, Just as I did, to prank her leaving the mall Nevertheless, I avoid this vile woman with all my might And look to see my order, and make sure its right Three hours I waited, this was absolutly absurd I could've hunted by now for duck or bird, This was until an employee pointed out my mistake, and it was very dear I had ordered enough food to last a family of 7 for a year, All because of this new kiosk, I had ordered everything galore After one pile came more and more and more It was said I sold out that whole store, The threats to my life I had to ignore Well with $16000 lost forever, seen without return I thought I should set this McDonalds down in a burn, Until I had awoke from my daydream, and saw it was my turn 908, was the number I had to learn, A double cheeseburger, some fries, and a soda I had not bought out the entire quota, Sweat down my face, eyes filled with tears This experience has made my whole year The kiosk really is grand, And even if you don't know how to use it, a person is there to lend a hand, Whether employee or customer, I know this will be the best summer -Regess Fillmouth SR.