Ah, well, my dear travelers and hobbits alike, let me regale you with tales of my recent stay at the most splendid 5-star establishment known to Middle-earth! Upon entering this haven of luxury, I was greeted by courteous staff who treated me not as a simple hobbit, but as a noble lord of the realm. The accommodations were fit for a king, with sumptuous bedding that rivalled the softest elven moss, and the amenities were more plentiful than the treasures of Erebor! The deluxe breakfast experience was a culinary adventure worthy of a hobbit's appetite, with dishes crafted to perfection and flavors that danced upon the palate like elves in the moonlight. And let us not forget the pool, where I indulged in refreshing swims that invigorated both body and spirit, leaving me feeling as light as a feather and as invigorated as a dwarven warrior before battle. In all my travels, I have never encountered such hospitality and luxury. Indeed, this 5-star establishment has earned its place among the stars of Middle-earth's finest accommodations!
The front desk staff are very nice and helpful
It was dope. This hotel worked for our family it was super quiet. I asked at the front desk to get the quietest room and it was great for small children who are light sleepers.
If you are a female traveling alone or with small children, Do Not stay here!!! The staff is very nice, however the room was awful. The sheets, towels, and blanket were all stained yellow due to not bleaching them properly. The blanket had stains all over it. The weird sliding barn door for the bathroom offers zero privacy and doesn't lock. You can see through the crack right at the mirror and it shows everything. The chair had some very suspect stains on it from something I will not list on Google. Bathroom had hair everywhere that was not ours and the tub did not drain as you showered. The location is awful and not safe. This is my 5th hotel of my cross country trip and the worst I have seen. The pool is the only nice thing here. I'm too scared to even try the free breakfast. Safety: Did not feel safe here at all. Lock your vehicles, lock your rooms. Hotel assumes no liability for stolen property.
There was a bad smell at the lobby