Kale Me Crazy | Health food restaurant Houston Menu

$$Health food, Juice shop, Restaurant

718 W 18th St Bldg B, Houston, TX 77008

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Juices Smoothies Shots Specialty Drinks Acai & More Salads Wraps & Sandwiches Poke Bowl Toast Snacks & Water

Juices
- Beet-L-Juice
  apple, carrot, beet, celery, lemon, ginger
  $10.00
- Charcoal Lemonade
  h2o, activated charcoal, lavender, agave, lemon
  $10.65
- The Glow
  pineapple, grapefruit, turmeric
  $10.00
- Go Green
  kale, spinach, cucumber, celery
  $10.00
- Kale Yeah!
  kale, spinach, cucumber, apple, lemon
  $10.00
- Orange Juice
  100% fresh-squeezed orange juice
  $6.50
- Paradise
  apple, pineapple, spinach, ginger
  $10.00
Smoothies
- Burning Kale
  celery, cucumber, kale, lemon, apple, cayenne
  $9.50
- Go Getter
  banana, peanut butter, raw cacao, cinnamon, hemp seeds, walnuts, almond milk, chocolate vegan protein
  $10.50
- Green Dream
  kale, spinach, pineapple, apple, mint leaves, coconut water
  $11.90
- Grounded
  almond milk, hemp protein, raw cacao, banana, hemp seeds, brazil nuts, dates, cinnamon, raw honey
  $9.50
- Power House
  avocado, blueberries, strawberries, cherries, cashews, flax seeds, almond milk, vegan protein
  $11.50
- Recovery
  banana, cherries, cashews, coconut yogurt, almond milk, vegan protein
  $10.50
- Super Matcha
  matcha green tea, blueberries, banana, spinach, chia seeds, agave, almond milk
  $9.50
- Tropical Trippin
  orange, mango, pineapple, coconut yogurt, coconut milk
  $9.50
- The Warrior
  maca powder, spirulina, goji berries, flax seeds, banana, spinach, oat milk, vanilla extract, agave
  $10.00
Shots
- Brain-On
  orange, lemon, blue-green algae + "brain-on"
  $6.00
- Elderberry
  elderberry, ginger, orange, lemon
  $6.00
- Ginger (1oz)
  $2.50
- Ginger (2oz)
  2oz shot of cold-pressed ginger.
  $3.50
- Lemon (1oz)
- Painkiller
  ginger, lemon, turmeric, raw honey
  $5.00
- Wellness Shot
  ginger, oil of oregano, garlic extract, turmeric, cayenne, lemon
  $6.00
Specialty Drinks
- Matcha Iced Latte
  matcha green tea, maple syrup, almond milk, goji berries.
  $5.50
- KMC Iced Latte
  coffee, raw cacao, almond milk, maple syrup, cinnamon.
  $5.50
- Power Iced Latte
  coffee, raw cacao, almond milk, maple syrup, vegan protein.
  $7.50
- Chai Latte
  organic chai, oat milk
  $5.50
- Hot Tea
  organic tea
  $4.00
Acai & More
- Acai Bowl
  organic acai, coconut milk, date, blueberries, cashews, banana, and strawberries, topped with banana, coconut, granola, mint, and raw honey.
  $12.00
- Deluxe Acai Bowl
  our traditional acai bowl topped with banana, granola, chia seeds, hemp seeds, goji berries, sliced almonds, blueberries, and raw honey.
  $13.00
- Overnight Oats
  oats, oat milk, chia seeds, cinnamon, vanilla, and maple topped with sliced bananas, granola, blueberries, walnuts, cinnamon, coconut flakes, and almond butter
  $12.00
Salads
- Farro Salad
  farro, arugula, apples, pecans, shaved parmesan, golden raisins, honey dijon dressing
  $12.00
- Greek Salad
  lettuce, cucumber, tomatoes, bell pepper, Kalamata olives, pepperoncini, garbanzo beans, Feta cheese, za'atar, lemon vinaigrette.
  $12.00
- Kale Salad
  kale, cabbage, quinoa, scallion mix, craisins, carrots, crushed peanuts, hemp seeds, peanut dressing.
  $12.00
- Mediterranean Hummus
  house-made hummus, cucumbers, olives, pickled red onions, feta, scallion mix, and grilled spinach tortillas
  $11.50
- Quinoa Bowl
  quinoa, carrots, cucumber, feta, avocado, green peppers, tomatoes, scallion mix, garbanzo beans, lemon vinaigrette dressing
  $13.00
- Smoked Salmon Salad
  lettuce, sustainable smoked salmon, organic hard boiled egg, radish, cucumber, pickled red onions, croutons, mustard dill vinaigrette
  $16.50
Wraps & Sandwiches
- Egg Sandwich
  organic hard-boiled egg, vegan mayo, tomato, cucumbers, mozzarella, and arugula served on a bagel
  $8.50
- Tuna Wrap
  house-made tuna salad, vegan mayonnaise, lettuce, carrots, kalamata olives, and hot sauce wrapped in a spinach tortilla.
  $12.00
- Turkey Wrap
  roasted turkey, roasted red peppers, avocado, hummus, pickled red onions, and lettuce wrapped in a spinach tortilla.
  $11.50
- Vegan Wrap
  kale, quinoa, cabbage, carrots, pickled red onion, avocado, hummus, and tahini wrapped in a spinach tortilla
  $11.50
Poke Bowl
- Poke Bowl
  wild caught tuna dressed in our house marinade, avocado, cucumber, carrots, edamame, radish, toasted sesame seeds, spicy vegan mayo, and furikake, served on bed of jasmine rice.
  $15.50
Toast
- Single Avocado Toast W/ Egg
  avocado, organic hard-boiled egg, dijon mustard, scallion mix, sprouted bread
  $7.50
- Single Avocado Toast W/Out Egg
  avocado, dijon mustard, scallion mix, sprouted bread
  $7.00
- Double Avocado Toast W/ Egg
  avocado, organic hard-boiled egg, dijon mustard, scallion mix, sprouted bread
  $15.00
- Double Avocado Toast W/Out Egg
  avocado, organic hard-boiled egg, dijon mustard, scallion mix, sprouted bread
  $14.00
- Single Almond Butter Toast
  almond butter, banana, flax seeds, honey, sprouted bread
  $6.50
- Double Almond Butter Toast
  almond butter, banana, flax seeds, honey, sprouted bread
  $13.00
- Single Hummus Toast
  house-made hummus, cucumbers, tomatoes, feta, sprouted bread
  $6.50
- Double Hummus Toast
  house-made hummus, cucumbers, tomatoes, feta, sprouted bread
  $13.00
Snacks & Water
- Bottled Water
  $2.00
- Perrier
  Sparkling water
  $2.50
- Sweet Potato Chips
  $2.50

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Juices Smoothies Shots Specialty Drinks Acai & More Salads Wraps & Sandwiches Poke Bowl Toast Snacks & Water

Juices
- Beet-L-Juice
  apple, carrot, beet, celery, lemon, ginger
  $10.00
- Charcoal Lemonade
  h2o, activated charcoal, lavender, agave, lemon
  $10.65
- The Glow
  pineapple, grapefruit, turmeric
  $10.00
- Go Green
  kale, spinach, cucumber, celery
  $10.00
- Kale Yeah!
  kale, spinach, cucumber, apple, lemon
  $10.00
- Orange Juice
  100% fresh-squeezed orange juice
  $6.50
- Paradise
  apple, pineapple, spinach, ginger
  $10.00
Smoothies
- Burning Kale
  celery, cucumber, kale, lemon, apple, cayenne
  $9.50
- Go Getter
  banana, peanut butter, raw cacao, cinnamon, hemp seeds, walnuts, almond milk, chocolate vegan protein
  $10.50
- Green Dream
  kale, spinach, pineapple, apple, mint leaves, coconut water
  $11.90
- Grounded
  almond milk, hemp protein, raw cacao, banana, hemp seeds, brazil nuts, dates, cinnamon, raw honey
  $9.50
- Power House
  avocado, blueberries, strawberries, cherries, cashews, flax seeds, almond milk, vegan protein
  $11.50
- Recovery
  banana, cherries, cashews, coconut yogurt, almond milk, vegan protein
  $10.50
- Super Matcha
  matcha green tea, blueberries, banana, spinach, chia seeds, agave, almond milk
  $9.50
- Tropical Trippin
  orange, mango, pineapple, coconut yogurt, coconut milk
  $9.50
- The Warrior
  maca powder, spirulina, goji berries, flax seeds, banana, spinach, oat milk, vanilla extract, agave
  $10.00
Shots
- Brain-On
  orange, lemon, blue-green algae + "brain-on"
  $6.00
- Elderberry
  elderberry, ginger, orange, lemon
  $6.00
- Ginger (1oz)
  $2.50
- Ginger (2oz)
  2oz shot of cold-pressed ginger.
  $3.50
- Lemon (1oz)
- Painkiller
  ginger, lemon, turmeric, raw honey
  $5.00
- Wellness Shot
  ginger, oil of oregano, garlic extract, turmeric, cayenne, lemon
  $6.00
Specialty Drinks
- Matcha Iced Latte
  matcha green tea, maple syrup, almond milk, goji berries.
  $5.50
- KMC Iced Latte
  coffee, raw cacao, almond milk, maple syrup, cinnamon.
  $5.50
- Power Iced Latte
  coffee, raw cacao, almond milk, maple syrup, vegan protein.
  $7.50
- Chai Latte
  organic chai, oat milk
  $5.50
- Hot Tea
  organic tea
  $4.00
Acai & More
- Acai Bowl
  organic acai, coconut milk, date, blueberries, cashews, banana, and strawberries, topped with banana, coconut, granola, mint, and raw honey.
  $12.00
- Deluxe Acai Bowl
  our traditional acai bowl topped with banana, granola, chia seeds, hemp seeds, goji berries, sliced almonds, blueberries, and raw honey.
  $13.00
- Overnight Oats
  oats, oat milk, chia seeds, cinnamon, vanilla, and maple topped with sliced bananas, granola, blueberries, walnuts, cinnamon, coconut flakes, and almond butter
  $12.00
Salads
- Farro Salad
  farro, arugula, apples, pecans, shaved parmesan, golden raisins, honey dijon dressing
  $12.00
- Greek Salad
  lettuce, cucumber, tomatoes, bell pepper, Kalamata olives, pepperoncini, garbanzo beans, Feta cheese, za'atar, lemon vinaigrette.
  $12.00
- Kale Salad
  kale, cabbage, quinoa, scallion mix, craisins, carrots, crushed peanuts, hemp seeds, peanut dressing.
  $12.00
- Mediterranean Hummus
  house-made hummus, cucumbers, olives, pickled red onions, feta, scallion mix, and grilled spinach tortillas
  $11.50
- Quinoa Bowl
  quinoa, carrots, cucumber, feta, avocado, green peppers, tomatoes, scallion mix, garbanzo beans, lemon vinaigrette dressing
  $13.00
- Smoked Salmon Salad
  lettuce, sustainable smoked salmon, organic hard boiled egg, radish, cucumber, pickled red onions, croutons, mustard dill vinaigrette
  $16.50
Wraps & Sandwiches
- Egg Sandwich
  organic hard-boiled egg, vegan mayo, tomato, cucumbers, mozzarella, and arugula served on a bagel
  $8.50
- Tuna Wrap
  house-made tuna salad, vegan mayonnaise, lettuce, carrots, kalamata olives, and hot sauce wrapped in a spinach tortilla.
  $12.00
- Turkey Wrap
  roasted turkey, roasted red peppers, avocado, hummus, pickled red onions, and lettuce wrapped in a spinach tortilla.
  $11.50
- Vegan Wrap
  kale, quinoa, cabbage, carrots, pickled red onion, avocado, hummus, and tahini wrapped in a spinach tortilla
  $11.50
Poke Bowl
- Poke Bowl
  wild caught tuna dressed in our house marinade, avocado, cucumber, carrots, edamame, radish, toasted sesame seeds, spicy vegan mayo, and furikake, served on bed of jasmine rice.
  $15.50
Toast
- Single Avocado Toast W/ Egg
  avocado, organic hard-boiled egg, dijon mustard, scallion mix, sprouted bread
  $7.50
- Single Avocado Toast W/Out Egg
  avocado, dijon mustard, scallion mix, sprouted bread
  $7.00
- Double Avocado Toast W/ Egg
  avocado, organic hard-boiled egg, dijon mustard, scallion mix, sprouted bread
  $15.00
- Double Avocado Toast W/Out Egg
  avocado, organic hard-boiled egg, dijon mustard, scallion mix, sprouted bread
  $14.00
- Single Almond Butter Toast
  almond butter, banana, flax seeds, honey, sprouted bread
  $6.50
- Double Almond Butter Toast
  almond butter, banana, flax seeds, honey, sprouted bread
  $13.00
- Single Hummus Toast
  house-made hummus, cucumbers, tomatoes, feta, sprouted bread
  $6.50
- Double Hummus Toast
  house-made hummus, cucumbers, tomatoes, feta, sprouted bread
  $13.00
Snacks & Water
- Bottled Water
  $2.00
- Perrier
  Sparkling water
  $2.50
- Sweet Potato Chips
  $2.50

Kale Me Crazy | Health food restaurant Houston Menu

Juices

Beet-L-Juice

Charcoal Lemonade

The Glow

Go Green

Kale Yeah!

Orange Juice

Paradise

Smoothies

Burning Kale

Go Getter

Green Dream

Grounded

Power House

Recovery

Super Matcha

Tropical Trippin

The Warrior

Shots

Brain-On

Elderberry

Ginger (1oz)

Ginger (2oz)

Lemon (1oz)

Painkiller

Wellness Shot

Specialty Drinks

Matcha Iced Latte

KMC Iced Latte

Power Iced Latte

Chai Latte

Hot Tea

Acai & More

Acai Bowl

Deluxe Acai Bowl

Overnight Oats

Salads

Farro Salad

Greek Salad

Kale Salad

Mediterranean Hummus

Quinoa Bowl

Smoked Salmon Salad

Wraps & Sandwiches

Egg Sandwich

Tuna Wrap

Turkey Wrap

Vegan Wrap

Poke Bowl

Poke Bowl

Toast

Single Avocado Toast W/ Egg

Single Avocado Toast W/Out Egg

Double Avocado Toast W/ Egg

Double Avocado Toast W/Out Egg

Single Almond Butter Toast

Double Almond Butter Toast

Single Hummus Toast

Double Hummus Toast

Snacks & Water

Bottled Water

Perrier

Sweet Potato Chips

Menu Gallery

Menu Gallery

Juices

Beet-L-Juice

Charcoal Lemonade

The Glow

Go Green

Kale Yeah!

Orange Juice

Paradise

Smoothies

Burning Kale

Go Getter

Green Dream

Grounded

Power House