Jose Cuervo Tequileria

Probably one of the worst and overpriced food I have ever had in my whole life. It was empty so I should have guessed. Very bad service and small portions extremely over priced.

Horrendous. Don’t eat here. Go literally anywhere else.

OVERPRICED & UNDERWHELMING! I should’ve read the reviews before throwing my money away. While I understand that everything at an airport is significantly more expensive this one hurt. My total with a 5ish dollar tip was $48. The 2 stars is because I had a nice waiter. *FOOD & DRINK* I ordered a chicken Cesar salad and “added” beef for $2, which turned out to mean that I replaced the chicken with ropa vieja (which I thought would be beef chunks by the way). This salad looked like one of those fast food salads that they just dumped from the container into the plate. The ropa vieja’s flavor wasn’t great and left a lot to desire. The dressing seemed like one of those fast food packets squeezed into the container for the restaurant look. Utensils were plastic, on top of it all (which isn’t what you’d expect by the look of the place). Had I gone to a fast food restaurant in the area I’m certain I could’ve gotten this same thing for way less. I ordered a side of guacamole for about $4 if I’m not mistaken, though it was good (like the premade stuff from Costco) it was also too pricey for the amount served. You definitely get more guac paying for the side at Chipotle. I also ordered a classic margarita and that was super sweet with too much sour mix. I asked if they can fix my drink and it came back a tiiiiiiny bit better. At that point I drank that “juice” and kept it quiet. If someone told me this margarita was those premixed bottles from the supermarket I wouldn’t be surprised. Save your money and go somewhere else.

2 stars is generous. The food is terribly bland and outrageously overpriced. The servers were friendly but didn’t do much in the way of providing service.

Service is minimal. Food is okay. It will secretly add an 18% service charge not shown on your totals screen if you pay with the app which they will make you pay thru. DO NOT TIP unless you want to tip over 18%. A true scam.

Made the unfortunate mistake of stopping here for dinner while waiting for a fight. The bartender sadly got assigned to our table and spent the time complaining about how she’s not supposed to be doing tables. Took an hour and half to get dinner and a round of drinks. The drinks, beers, I know super hard came out wrong. The dinner was luke-warm I won’t call it cold. But close and if you’re generous it was bland. The bartender was more interested in complaining than doing her job. If you have any other place to go or any other option take it. Taco Bell would have been preferable.

La carne de la hamburguesa que pedí estaba seca y sin sabor. El servicio medianamente bueno. El lugar bien ambientado.