The old standby. At least 25 pepperonis blanketed and crisped to bring you into pizza Valhalla. All you need now is a beer, doofus!
$20.00
Maquahuitl Pizza
Hesher’s signature pizza. Diced onion, corn, cherry tomato, and serrano peppers finished w/ cotija, cilantro, and tajin. Squirt that lime on there, dude. It’s time to swing that Aztec sword!
$20.00
The Zorba Pizza
Another signature Hesher’s za. This is a greek styled pizza from the labyrinths of Crete topped w/ feta cheese, garlic, thin slices of tomato, kalamata olives, pine nuts, and basil. Yia Mas!
$20.00
Canadian Tuxedo
This pizza is why you’re here, another Hesher’s signature za. You’ve got blue berries, bleu cheese, and bacon that together provide an insanely indescribable flavor. Long live the Canadian Tuxedo. RIP Cliff.
$20.00
Tombmold Pizza
Fresh mushrooms, jalapenos, and kalamata olives finished with basil. Provides +6 XP, +2 Mana, but yields poison effect. Spicy!
$20.00
Mortician Pizza
Hesher’s all meat pizza that’ll satisfy that lust for flesh. Generous amounts of pepperoni, sausage, and bacon while each slice is garnished with the finest, thinnest slices of prosciutto.
$20.00
Coffin's Choice
Arguably, one of the greatest topping combinations to die for: jalapenos, pepperoni, garlic, bacon, and pineapple. Death, that sweet spice of life!
$20.00
Altars Of Madness Pizza
The altar is not to be approached frivolously. This is a butthole rodeo! Cherry peppers, banana peppers, jalapeno, habanero, and Serrano peppers, juiced up with maraschino cherries for the ritual is bitter-sweet. This is hot af, maniacs!
$20.00
Meat Fungus
Straightforward solid combo of homegrown sausage and fresh mushrooms. For this we make the exception. Add one other topping. No extra charge. THRASH!
$20.00
$25 Pies
The False Pizza
It looks like cheese, tastes like sausage, and smells like pizza...BUT! It’s VEGAN: vegan cheese, vegan sausage, mushroom and garlic, finished with tasty basil!Now, name five of their songs!
$25.00
The Fantasy Lane Pizza
Presenting the 1st signature BAND PIZZA! A lane of pepperoni surrounded by cashew gravel (nuts), giving way to strips of green jalapeno near the crust. What a wild ride! A portion of the sales go directly to the band: FANTASY LANE (LA).
$25.00
Hesh Law
We're laying down the law with garlic, onion, basil, pepperoni, sausage, mushrooms, kalamata olives, and serrano peppers to crush all enemies and to reign supreme over all supremes. Let us know if you want habanera peppers on there. We'll sub'em for the serranos, polecat. THE ZA IS THE LAW! HESHE LAW
$25.00
$30 Make Your Own!
Make Your Own
Put as many or as little of our toppings as you want. You’re allowed to ruin your own damn pizza. What?! I’m not your dad!
$30.00
Menu Gallery
Menu Gallery
Menus may not be up to date.
Know a great happy hour or special for this location?