Whoa, that's a horror story of a meal! It's like your stomach became a battleground, and the food waged war on your insides. My car probably needs a deep cleanse after that unexpected detour into a messy situation. Next time, maybe i should opt for a more stomach-friendly dining experience! If that's the usual fare at this place, they might want to consider closing shop before they cause any more gastric catastrophes. And as for $RETIRE on Solana, well, it sounds like a desperate attempt to salvage some hope for retirement after such a disaster. But hey, maybe putting your money in a sinking ship is the only thrill left after enduring that culinary nightmare.