Birch Hoboken

Great music and drinks.

The staff make for an unpleasant experience always--they all look and act money hungry, just like at all the other bars in Hoboken. A lot of them are former and current staff at Djais, and you can tell they try to bring that same shore club energy with a sophisticated spin, but they fail every time. There are good reasons why they call Djais "The Mecca," and it has been in business for over 60 years; Birch will never reach that level of quality. The music the DJ's play is all repetitive hits that you only hear the first verse of before the song gets cut off by poor mixing. They push alcohol and exorbitant spending on young people under 25 and charge ridiculous prices, so you either have to have a good job or rich parents to enjoy your time there on top of the fact that they encourage alcoholism early in life. The only regulars they have are friends and family of the staff, and even that crowd is starting to move on and avoid the Hoboken area. This bar is also part of the reason that Northern NJ doesn't possess what one could consider a "dance club." Club attendees in the 2000's going to Bliss Lounge and Club Liquid used to grind on each other on the dance floor and shake every part of their bodies, but now all these young people want to do is just stand there and talk, even though they can't see or hear each other very well inside the bar. A lot of the patrons are dorky losers who are just looking to get laid, and they have the audacity to ask women who are out of their league if they can buy them drinks and to go out some time. These desperates are welcomed with open arms at Birch, making for a more unpleasant stay, especially for the women. Save your money and don't entertain these clowns with your participation.

The music sucks !!!!!!!!! Has so much pitentioal if they had a good dj.

DJ Cream was not good at all. No sleep, nah, it was time to sleep after hearing the same mixed result over and over. He cant even let a song play for a bit. Terrible. Only came because it was my best friends birthday. Terrible really.

They kick people out of their paid sections no matter the circumstances

The only great thing about this place is gorgeous women and just a chill place to relax after a long week to relieve yourself to enjoy a great weekend.

If you’re black or at least want to dance/sing then this is not the place for you. I’ve been a few times and at first it was alright music wise but eventually all the DJs they hired played was EDM and you could barely do a 2 step. They could not read the crowd and see that no one was dancing or having fun

Staff is so rude. Vibes are not it, go somewhere else