Our kitchen staff bust their asses every day! Show them some love while we're working to get back to fully operational!
$2.00
Munchies
Corn Dawg
Your classic corn dog. Served with ketchup and mustard because we nice like that.
$5.00
Austin Queso
Melty cheese dip with a little chipotle kick. 12oz's served in a 16oz container. Gotta be explicit with that because William H over on Grubhub has an issue with us not filling it to the tippy top lol. He's a punk. Served with chips.
$11.00
Poppers
6 Classic Cream Cheese Jalapeno Poppers served with Ranch. (Warning to people who don't know what Jalapenos are. They're a pepper and they're spicy)
$12.00
Chicky D's Nuggz
10 beautiful chicken nuggz. Similar style to the golden arches. Served with Honey Mustard.
$9.00
Vegan Nuggz
10 plant based chicken nuggz. Served with
BBQ sauce. They're actually pretty damn good!
$12.00
Wingz - 8
8 classic jumbo wings. We've got a ton of new sauces and dry rubs so choose wisely. Served with blue cheese.
$16.00
Wingz - 16
16 jumbo wings. We've got a ton of new sauces and dry rubs so choose wisely. Served with blue cheese.
$29.00
Boneless Nuggz - 8
We hate the term boneless wings. It ain't a wing. These are boneless nuggz. Nuggz of glory. Served with blue cheese.
$13.00
Boneless Nuggz - 16
We hate the term boneless wings. It ain't a wing. These are boneless nuggz. Nuggz of glory. Served with blue cheese.
$21.00
Wingz - 25
25 wings. One sauce. 8oz blue cheese on the side. No substitutions or mods on these. We are way too busy for that.
$34.00
Waffle Fries
Plain Fries
Plain waffle fries. Don’t mind that sauce in the pic. Just there for sexiness purposes. Add a side of Chipotle Mayo if you’d like to recreate.
$6.00
Baker's Fries
Seasoned waffle fries topped with fried chicken, queso, hot sauce, sour cream and scallions. Enough to share or reheat for breakfast tomorrow. We don't care. Do what you gotta do.
$14.00
Garlic Truffle Fries
Seasoned waffle fries tossed in garlic truffle butter, lemon pepper, shredded parmesan, and parsley. Then we top that thing with a runny egg.
$14.00
Steak-Umm Fries
Our waffle fries topped with chopped steak, queso, peppers, onions and crispy potato stix.
$14.00
Burgers
Famous Wallace Cheeseburger
Smash Brisket Patty, American Cheese, cool ranch mayo, pickles, red onion, Martin's Roll. Make it a double like the pic for 3 bones more. #worthit
$9.00
The 50/50
50/50 blend brisket and ground bacon patty, American cheese, Duke’s mayo, shrettuce and tomato on a Martin’s roll.
Shaved sauteed onions smashed into burger. Topped with provolone, pickles, Wally sauce on a pretzel roll.
$10.00
Healthy Living
Smash house-ground turkey burger, provolone, avocado hummus, cucumber, red onion and dill on a Martin's Roll.
$10.00
Living On The Veg
Steven Tyler is ugly. This burger is not. 100% VEGAN. Beyond patty, vegannaise, lettuce and tomato on a soft pretzel roll.
$13.00
Sandos
The Brinner
All day breakfast, baby. Steak-umm, provolone, fried egg, hashbrown, Sriracha ketchup, on a toasted English muffin. Our personal fave.
$9.00
Buff Chick
Fried chicken tossed in our house hot sauce, topped with blue cheese crumbles and shrettuce on a pretzel roll.
$10.00
Fried Chick
Classic and simple. This thing hits hard. Buttermilk fried chicken, chipotle ranch, and shredded lettuce on a toasted Martin's soft roll. MAKE IT SPICY FOR $1.
$9.00
CBW
Fried chicken, cheddar cheese, bacon, wally sauce and lettuce on a pretzel bun.
$11.00
Grilly Cheesesteak
Its a Philly cheesesteak in grilly form. Get it? Damn we clever with the names. American cheese, chopped steak, peppers and onions on Bread Alone Organic Sourdough.
$10.00
Fake Chick
Vegan plant based chicken patty, veganaise, shrettuce, cucumber salad with red onion and dill, pretzel roll. 100% VEGAN.
$13.00
The Sauces
Side Chipotle Mayo
$1.00
Side Chipotle Ranch
$1.00
Side Chipotle BBQ
$1.00
Side Honey Mustard
$1.00
Side Wally Sauce
$1.00
Side Hot Sauce
$1.00
Side Blue Cheese
$1.00
Side Ranch
$1.00
Side Thai Chili
$1.00
Side BBQ Mayo
$1.00
Sriracha Ketchup
$1.00
Hot Dawg Mondays
Stadium Dawg
Comes with Ketchup and Mustard
packets because we're nice like that.
Served on a Martin's Roll.
$4.00
Steez Dawg
Our All Beef Dawg topped with Queso Mac and Chopped Bacon.
$7.00
Everything Dawg
All beef dawg with Dorito spiced cream cheese, everything bagel seasoning and scallions. Served on a Martin's roll.
$7.00
Pretzel Dawg
All beef dawg on a baked pretzel roll topped with our Austin Queso, Potato Stix and scallions.
$8.00
The CLE Vegan
Vegan Bratwurst on a baked pretzel roll. Topped with Bertman's Ballpark Mustard and spicy Cleveland Gnar Gnar Kraut.
$10.00
Cocktails
Bottled Old Fashioned
Bourbon, Bitters, Simple. A Classic. Just pour it over ice when it arrives, and then put tiny flowers in the bottle.
Must be 21+ years old and show age verification upon receipt.
$12.00
Bottled Negroni
Gin, Campari, Vermouth. Another Classic. Just pour over ice, and then put tiny flowers in the bottle.
Must be 21+ years old and show age verification upon receipt.
$12.00
Eddy Palmer
Deep Eddy Sweet Tea Vodka and Lemonade.
$10.00
Margarita On The Rocks
The Classic you love! Blanco tequila, triple sec, lime.
$10.00
Dirty B
A dirty punch by our very own Bianca!
Knob Creek Rye Whiskey, Pineapple, Lemon, with a little sweet kick. It ain't Summer without a Dirty B!
$10.00
Gettin' Sipsy
Refreshing and light, it's the perfect Summer sipper!
Sipsmith London Dry Gin, Fresh Lime, Cherry Juice
$10.00
Craft Cans
Lagunitas IPA
12oz can 6.5% abv
Must be 21+ years old and show age verification upon receipt.
$6.00
Stone Hazy IPA
$7.00
Six Point Resin Double IPA
12oz can with a 9.1% abv
Must be 21+ years old and show age verification upon receipt.
$8.00
Jack's Abby House Lager
12oz can with a 5.2% abv
Must be 21+ years old and show age verification upon receipt.
$6.00
Oskar Blues Dale's Pale Ale
$8.00
Abita Purple Haze Raspberry Lager
12oz can with a 6.5% abv
Must be 21+ years old and show age verification upon receipt.
$5.00
Bronx Mystery Grab
12oz Bronx Brewery can. We pick it.
Must be 21+ years old and show age verification upon receipt.
$6.00
Truly Spiked Citrus Grab
5% ABV. We're gonna choose for ya. You're gonna get a Lime, Lemon, Grapefruit or Orange.
Must be 21+ years old and show age verification upon receipt.
$6.00
Truly Spiked Tropical Grab
5% ABV. We're gonna choose for ya. You're gonna get a Passion Fruit, Mango, Watermelon/Kiwi or Pineapple.
Must be 21+ years old and show age verification upon receipt.
$6.00
Austin East Dry Cider
12oz can with a 5% abv
Must be 21+ years old and show age verification upon receipt.
$6.00
Down East Original Cider
12oz can with a 5.1% abv
Must be 21+ years old and show age verification upon receipt.
$6.00
Cheap Beers
Narrangansett
12oz can with a 5.0%
Must be 21+ years old and show age verification upon receipt.
$4.00
Tecate
12oz with a 4.5%
Must be 21+ years old and show age verification upon receipt.
$4.00
Genesee Cream Ale
12oz can with a 5.2%
Must be 21+ years old and show age verification upon receipt.
$4.00
Miller High Life
12oz can with a 4.6%
Must be 21+ years old and show age verification upon receipt.
$4.00
Coronita
7oz bottle with a 4.5%
Must be 21+ years old and show age verification upon receipt.
$4.00
Medalla Light
10oz can with a 4.2%
Must be 21+ years old and show age verification upon receipt.