Alchemy Café

I got the turkey tzatziki sandwich and it was FIRE. The girl working was really sweet, I ordered ahead and my order was ready on time. I don’t understand the bad reviews. If you’re in a rush, order ahead. If you want something cheap and fast, go to McDonald’s. I’m thankful there’s still health conscious places (not talking salads, I’m talking nitrates and cheap processed meats) despite the general public constantly complaining about wanting things cheap and fast. Definitely making this a regular lunch stop while I’m working around the corner :)

Normally a pretty standard smoothie bar for after the gym, but the past several times there have been errors to our order. No protein in our drink despite paying for it or simply the wrong smoothie. Proceed with caution.

Awful coffee, it's really just a smoothie bar for the gym.

The pistachio matcha is such a slay!!!!!!!!

I didn't have the smoothie bowl, so maybe that would have been redeeming, but I'd never return. The person taking my order didn't know the menu well and struggled to take my order. I got the avocado toast and I was shocked when I received one small piece of toast with essentially a thin layer of guacamole spread over it, red pepper flakes, and about 5 wilted microgreens on top. I ended up throwing it away after 1 bite and decided to eat somewhere else.

Everything takes sooo long. Delicious when you get it but don’t stop if you’re in a rush.

Place was dirty, staff was rude, sandwich was good though. Way overpriced for an underwhelming experience. If your staff acts like they don’t want to be here, your customers won’t want to be here either!

The person at the counter is always kind and has a sweet demeanor. Smoothies are always delicious and just what I need on the go. Parking: Sometimes you have to park a few rows away but it is understandable considering there is a gym and breakfast restaurant nearby.